What I did on my August Vacation.

First, let’s be clear about a few thing. It’s hard. It’s hard work. Working hard. Hard working. I earn my time off. And August is my time off. All of it. Always.
Another thing, these voices keep telling it like I be. I am the government. What I says, they goes. And idn’t fair for congress to take off the whole month, and not me. So, I got this comin. Besides, Condi will dress me up and take me out to those TV cameras. That’s hard work, too.

Besides, August is a dead month. Can’t sell new product in August. Can’t design no new piece in August. Can’t do no nothin in August. So, that’s that.

IraqNam is doin good. It is a ROLE MODEL for the rest of dem sand jockeys. it is a DE MO CRA CY, and that’s a good thing. How can it be a civil war? It ain’t. Fer one thing, there ain’t no slaves. A civil’s gotta have slaves. Can’t have a civil without ’em. So, it’s not a civil.

Do I know what else you think? Like about Baghdad and this sex-tarian violence? well, can’t make eggs without cracking a few om’lets. And om’lets are good. Heh heh.
Had a good one this morning. Cheese, onions and on the side, some of dat pig roast I brung back from Germany. Man, now, there’s a breakfast. Now you see, I can vacation because we are a democracy and so are the iraqistanis. They spoke their voices and voted with their thumbs. So this violence is just a corner we need to turn. And they will be a strong ally on the war on terra. That’s a success, not some sexytarian war. “cause it ain’t civil.

So Iraqnam is goin good. Our plan is working. They got a GOV EARN MINT that they elected. So, it’s good. Your gotta unnerstand, it’s A Democratic in Action.

Now about this Lebanon thing. Israel has a right to defer itself. And those folks on Syria and Iran and Iraqnam have gotta unnerstand, that they gotta quit supporting terra-ists. They gotta quit or else.
And we have a plan. It’s a good plan. It’s a plan that we – Condi ‘n me, we worked hard on that plan. So it is good. And that plan is how to keep the peace. And only with a real plan will peace come about. So all this crazy talk about cease-fires, well that’s just plain silly. If there is a cease fire, we can’t have a real piece. Without a real piece there will be no war, so that’s why we can’t have a cease fire. It won’t be real.

I mean, if they – the terra-ists would just stop attacking Israel, and if they sat down over a dinner, and we had a pig roast and talked over a meal, like, with Israel, we could work all this out. But we can’t. Because they is terra-ists. Can’t sit and eat with terra-ists. Can’t dine on pig roasts with terra-ists. Can’t talk to terra-ists. So that’s the plan.

So, my vacation is right and good now. Iraqnam is good. Lebanon is in good hands. heh, heh. In good hands, like State Farm. Like on my farm. my ranch. So vacations are good.
Now, watch this drive.

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