August 9, 2006 – An ineffable Sermon

48 BC – Roman Civil War: Battle of Pharsalus – Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt.

1988 – Baseball’s all-day-game era officially came to an end when the Cubs beat the Mets 6-4 in Wrigley Field’s first night game.

“A religion, even if it calls itself the religion of love, must be hard and unloving to those who do not belong to it.”
— Sigmund Freud
From the Church of Ineffable Stupidity:

a) sore + loser + man = Joe Lieberman
Ah, poor baby. can’t get a real job, so after 18 yrs, you care more for yourself than the party that told you “No mas, no mas!”

“Old politics of partisanship won today”
You stupid old gas-bag. How dare you say that, when the democratic process (without Diabold machines) worked?

Oh, and how did it feel spending 2x what Lamont spent, but forgetting to buy a professional level, working web server? You may want to talk to Doug Thompson about this stuff, dude.
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b) flip-flopping like a dying fish out of water
Hillary Clinton, pander-bear extraordinaire, is already sending out polling groups to see how to position herself on the war. Her first safe step, to read a script, carefully prepared by a staff, which was intended to show “independence” from Don Rumsfeld.
How brave of her. An incredible show of leadership qualities. How independent and effective! NOT!
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c) that giant sucking sound?
No, not NAFTA. Well, NAFTA, too, according to GAO reports, if you sift through the data.
Nope, that BIG DIG thingie in Boston. Just to get it back on track – MAYBE – this project will suck the life out of all other road projects in the state, to the tune of $133,000,000 on top of the $15,000,000,000 previously wasted!
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d) mikrosopht
just as they announce yet another delay in Vista, Apple announces another cat, this time in the form of a pouncing Leopard, that is scheduled for release that very same day.

Anyone want to bet which OS ACTUALLY makes it out on time?

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